Episode 86: The Rise of the Bermuda Triangle

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Don't touch the armadillos...seriously. We shouldn't HAVE to tell you this, Florida.

Don’t touch the armadillos…We shouldn’t HAVE to tell you this, Florida.

On the News Chew this week, the guys conjure up the perfect storm, or in this case, the Bermuda Triangle, with stories from China, Russia, and of course, Florida. There’s also talk of the show’s first feel good story in a long time. Be warned, you might want to strap yourself in for this one.

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Episode 85: The United States of Florida Strikes Back

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One can only imagine how the driving portion of the tests in Florida will be conducted now...

One can only imagine how the driving portion of the tests in Florida will be conducted now…

On the News Chew this week, the guys talk about Florida and their wanting to make the driving test easier for its citizens, a woman who said Jesus would pick up her four hour seafood buffet bill, the rising problem of elder crime in Japan, and much more. The guys also declare the southern portion of the U.S. to be the United States of Florida.

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Episode 84: The Curious Case of the Missing Walnuts

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This squirrel may or may not be involved in the missing case of the walnuts.

This squirrel may or may not be involved in the missing case of the walnuts.

On the show this week, the guys talk about 28,000 pounds of walnuts that went missing in Michigan, a Chinese professor who assumed the real life version of Breaking Bad’s Walter White, Mexico’s police probably not doing their best work to date, and so much more. Lou also loses faith in Benjamin when there’s another missed movie reference. Great fun for all and you won’t want to miss it.

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Episode 83: The One Where Iceland Takes Over

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Iceland has a problem with flying trampolines...seriously.

Iceland has a problem with flying trampolines…seriously.

On the News Chew this week, the guys bring a new country to the show, Iceland. In this country, the people are being terrorized by flying trampolines and having the Pirate Party help make legislation. The guys also discuss advocating for robbery (again), their dislike of fireworks, how the English need some serious help, and much more.

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Episode 82: The One About Deadly Farts

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This moth has a very special set of skills.  He will find you, fart at you, and kill you.

This moth has a very special set of skills. He will find you, fart at you, and kill you.

This week, the fellas discuss why Eunuchs may have found the fountain of youth, a moth who can kill termites with a single fart, and why the hell is China trying to use 40 year old cuts of meat.  The guys also inadvertently uncover some sort of media ploy involving a crazy woman and her “time-traveling” device.  Lou also tries to convince Ben how dangerous bears are…again…for like the tenth time.  It’s a great episode that you won’t want to miss.

Moth with lethal farts

China seizes 40 year old cuts of meant intended for public consumption

Eunuchs live longer than non-castrated men

Rhea bird of death

Guy named Rod struck by lightning…twice

Time travel publicity stunt

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Episode 81: Attack Of The Killer Homing Pigeons

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There's no telling when or where they might strike.

There’s no telling when or where they might strike.

On the show this week, the guys discuss Portugal’s 70,000 homing pigeons (yes, you read that correctly), a cat who won a Hero Dog award, a Russian official who just can’t let the Cold War go, and so much more. Lou also celebrates a new career and Benjamin talks more about his cultural enlightenment adventures.

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Episode 80: Getting Your Degree in Lego’s

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I don't think my grades are good enough to get into this school.

I don’t think my grades are good enough to get into this school.

This week, Lou was suffering from severe exhaustion, while Ben was suffering from nature’s wrath.  The guys talk about the worst woman on earth, the biggest dating scam since J. Lo and Ben Affleck, and why England gets to have a curriculum based solely on Lego’s.  Another top notch piece of internet radio.  Go ahead and give it a listen.

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