Episode 76: The Rules of Turtle Jenga

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A woman has 620 turtles in her NY apartment. This is no joke.

A woman has 620 turtles in her NY apartment. This is no joke.

On the show this week, Benjamin co-hosts with past and future guest Kimberly McFerron as Lou was away. The two talk about a woman who currently has 620 turtles (for a reason) in her NY apartment, why Massachusetts police don’t recommend chasing bears with a hatchet, sexist dating tips from 1938 that Kimberly has some fun with, and much more.

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Woman with 620 turtles

Chasing bears with hatchets

A man who deals with Japanese virgin women

Cocaine-eating butterflies a solution for herbicides?

13 sexist dating tips from 1938

 

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Episode 75: The $386 Billion Dollar Check

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It speaks for itself...

It speaks for itself…

On this weeks show the guys talk about how having a serious back condition is just like having someone cut your chicken salad sandwich in half.  They also discuss the return of Marilyn Hartman, a guy who really loves the postal system, and the greatest instance of check fraud in the history of the banking industry.

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The Hartman Strikes Again

Ring Around the Scrotum

Man Humps Mailbox, Dies Outside Chinese Restaurant…in England

The $368 Billion Check

A ‘Freaky Fast’ Fist to the Face

 

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Episode 74: The One With The Power Outage

If you look at this and DON'T hear the Indiana Jones theme song, I feel bad for you son.

If you look at this and DON’T hear the Indiana Jones theme song, I feel bad for you son.

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This week, Ben made his triumphant return to the show…only to have his power go out.  But the show went on, as the fellas discussed a man thinking the Pope was prank phone calling him, why China is sick of paying for its citizens toilet paper, and a Japanese super hero who only stops drunk drivers.  There is also some chatter about chess being an Olympic sport and a real life treasure map.  Another terrific episode that you won’t want to miss…unless you are the type of person who likes telling people “Don’t spoil it for me, I haven’t listened yet”.  Then you can miss it.

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Guy hangs up on Pope…twice!

China, what will they ban next?

China, what will they ban next?

Japanese Super Hero Stops Drunk Drivers

Man Discovers Treasure Map, hand, and old coins in attic

Chess to be on ballot as Olympic Sport

Chinese Town Sick of Paying for Toilet Paper

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Episode 73: What About Ben?

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You can't tell by this picture...but it's an open casket funeral.

You can’t tell by this picture…but it’s an open casket funeral.

Sadly, Ben could not record this week due to health issues.  In his stead, our friend Donnie P steps in to do some co-hosting.  Lou and Don discuss funerals with strippers, the first ladies only video game, and a very “special” place north of the border.  Lou also talks about his trip to The Dark Lord Day Beer festival.  Fun was had by all…give yourself some fun today and listen.

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Stork. Shmork.  This is how babies are made...I guess...?

Stork. Shmork. This is how babies are made…I guess…?

The Turkey Baster Battle

Defective Groupon Condoms

China says “No!” to funeral strippers

Vagina Gaming System

Tisdale, Saskatchewan

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Episode 72: The “Don’t Be A Jerk” Episode

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On this weeks show, the fellas dive into several stories about how being a jerk is bad for you and the people around you.  They also talk about a chiropractor who performed exorcisms, a coffee drinking parrot, and Professor X the cat…who almost won a seat on the Student Senate at North Dakota State University.  There is also some minor discussion about how “ginger” is “too ginger”.  And you won’t want to miss another round of “Vague Interviews with Ben”.

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I already trust this cat more than I trust most politicians.

I already trust this cat more than I trust most politicians.

Chiropractic Exorcist

Coffee Drinking Parrot causes car wreck

Professor X, the Cat Senator

Memes are now illegal in Russia

Guys stab each other in iPhone v. Android debate

“You’re too ginger for our school”

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Episode 71: The “Duck-Duck-Gray Duck” Episode

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If a monkey looked at me like this, I wouldn't take him home either.

If a monkey looked at me like this, I wouldn’t take him home either.

On this weeks episode, Lou’s wife (Ashley FitzSimmons-Olsen) pops in to teach Ben about the game only Minnesotans play called, “Duck-Duck-Gray Duck” A.K.A – “Duck-Duck-Goose”.  From there, the guys discuss “Tittygrams”, how bacon can save lives, and what do the Saudi Arabians have against monkeys?  This is a life-changing episode…so don’t miss it.

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New York hipsters being lured to Detroit?

Bacon saves another life

Tittygrams

Little girl who eats the stuff under your carpet

Saudi’s refuse Sweden’s gift of monkeys

 

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Episode 70: How Do You Say Camaro?

This is why professional wrestlers should not be having children...

This is why professional wrestlers should not be having children…

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This week the guys discuss a wide variety of topics, including why a grown man would dress as the Easter Bunny and how American sports fandom has become something sinister.  On the story docket the guys tackle lightning at a cock fight, breast milk as an assault weapon, and a Russian who wants to end all U.S. Citizen life in one shot.  They also discuss why wrestlers probably shouldn’t have kids…and also why they shouldn’t be allowed to tie any part of a child to a car.  This is an excellent episode that you won’t want to miss.

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Man sues pizza guy for no good reason

Assault with Breast Milk

Death by cockfighting

Russian suggests nuking Yellowstone

Dad pulls out kids tooth with muscle car

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