Episode 90: The One About Keeping Your Composure

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It's safe to say the first story causes these feelings.

It’s safe to say the first story causes these feelings.

On the show this week, the guys struggle with, but successfully end up keeping their composure after their first story deals with a woman marrying her dog…after her cat “husband” died. From there, they discuss Florida and something incredible (in a good way) that happened in the backwards state, a mayor “praying” potholes away, and so much more. You’ll want to prepare yourself for this as the guys almost got derailed by the first story.

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Episode 89: Die Hard 6: The British Invasion

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These pigeons are about to thrown down the next big N.W.A. album.

These pigeons are about to throw down the next big N.W.A. album.

On the show this week, the guys decide to cram in seven stories, making it a jam packed and intense episode, quite like the Die Hard movies. The two discuss pigeons used as drug transporters, why the British can’t trust each other, why Florida continues to amaze us (believe me, it’s not in a good way), the dumbest car thief alive, and so much more. You’ll want to prepare yourself for this adventure.

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Episode 88: The One About Firing Dead People

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Deceased? Too bad! You're fired!

Deceased? Too bad! You’re fired!

On the show this week, the guys skim over the recent Republican Debate. They also talk about New York City firing a deceased man, what caused a lamp post to smash a car in San Francisco, the latest cuisine in Japan, and much more.

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Episode 87: The Slap Of The Century

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This may or may not have been how one man in China slapped himself...for forgiveness.

This may or may not have been how one man in China slapped himself…for forgiveness.

On the show this week, the guys discuss KFC’s latest and probably not greatest invention, a Chinese man who more than likely gave himself the slap heard around the world, a priest who exorcised a city from a plane, and so much more. The guys also complain again about the heat of summer.

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Episode 86: The Rise of the Bermuda Triangle

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Don't touch the armadillos...seriously. We shouldn't HAVE to tell you this, Florida.

Don’t touch the armadillos…We shouldn’t HAVE to tell you this, Florida.

On the News Chew this week, the guys conjure up the perfect storm, or in this case, the Bermuda Triangle, with stories from China, Russia, and of course, Florida. There’s also talk of the show’s first feel good story in a long time. Be warned, you might want to strap yourself in for this one.

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Episode 85: The United States of Florida Strikes Back

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One can only imagine how the driving portion of the tests in Florida will be conducted now...

One can only imagine how the driving portion of the tests in Florida will be conducted now…

On the News Chew this week, the guys talk about Florida and their wanting to make the driving test easier for its citizens, a woman who said Jesus would pick up her four hour seafood buffet bill, the rising problem of elder crime in Japan, and much more. The guys also declare the southern portion of the U.S. to be the United States of Florida.

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Episode 84: The Curious Case of the Missing Walnuts

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This squirrel may or may not be involved in the missing case of the walnuts.

This squirrel may or may not be involved in the missing case of the walnuts.

On the show this week, the guys talk about 28,000 pounds of walnuts that went missing in Michigan, a Chinese professor who assumed the real life version of Breaking Bad’s Walter White, Mexico’s police probably not doing their best work to date, and so much more. Lou also loses faith in Benjamin when there’s another missed movie reference. Great fun for all and you won’t want to miss it.

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