Episode 46: Ben’s Puns are Saving the Show

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Try and tell me that this lady is not trying to consume your soul....

Try and tell me that this lady is not trying to consume your soul….

This week the guys discover that Ben’s puns might be keeping the show afloat and that people find the show through some very strange search terms.  They also talk a little baseball, a rock star who died…twice, and 5 of the stupidest criminals known to states not named Florida.  Lou loses his cool over the picture shown above and Ben gets to finish the show with a string of uninterrupted cheese puns.  Don’t miss it!!

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Canadian Rocker dies in 2011 and then again in 2014?

The 5 Dumbest criminals outside of Florida…this week

Saved by the gambling problem

The Cheese fire to end all cheese fires

Ben demanded this picture.

Ben demanded this picture.

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Episode 45: Elmo, Amazon, and Mr. Colin

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This week the guys welcome their dear friend, Colin Bennett, to the show.  The fellas talk about life-size Elmo’s, getting 4 DUI’s in one day, and they also take a minute to save Hollywood from itself.  Lou also introduces a new game to the News Chew repertoire.  If that isn’t enough for you…how about a man calling 911 to complain about not having a refrigerator in his home, the egging of the century, and Florida bus driver who is not good at crime.  A classic episode you won’t want to miss.

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Man gets egged for moving stadium

Four DUI’s in 36 hours!!

Florida bus driver busted for picking up hooker while on duty

Man calls 911 repeatedly because his house doesn’t have a refrigerator

Waking up in a field of donkeys

Don’t tickle this Elmo

 

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Episode 44: The Return of Baby Metal

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On this weeks episode we welcome the return of BabyMetal to our intro credits!!  We also talk about being an unintentional dick in public, how many socks can a dog really eat, and why no one gives two shits about High School Yearbooks.  There is also some discussion about why Pop-Tarts make terrible cocaine, why you should stay away from bananas, and confirmation that porn can kill you.  And we ask you to weigh in on the Strawberry v. Cinnamon Brown Sugar Pop-Tart.  This is an episode you won’t want to miss.

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Dude dies with dick in his hand

Pop-Tarts are NOT cocaine?

Dog eats 22 pairs of socks

Spider eggs taint bananas, vacuum, and anything else they touched

Laser Cat Yearbook Photo

 

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Episode 43: A Return To Normalcy…For Us, At Least

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If her goal was to look like a cotton candy salesperson at a county fair....success!!!

If her goal was to look like a cotton candy salesperson at a county fair….success!!!

After taking a week off, the guys are back with about 15% vengeance.  This week Ben and Lou talk about the importance of the “double tap”, why Cameo Crispi’s parents are assholes, and they make a big announcement.  Lou takes a swing at “The Movie Chew”, talking about home invasion thriller “You’re Next” and the summers biggest hit “Guardians of the Galaxy”.  And as always Ben frustrates Lou with puns.

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Man leads police chase, stops to play with kittens

Eye shadow thief

Cobra’s severed head bites and kills Chinese chef

Cameo Crispi tries to kill boyfriend with bacon

Daredevil Dog

10 Bizarrely specific music genres that exist

 

Spoiler Alert!!! Source: Baby Metal.jp

Spoiler Alert!!!
Source: Baby Metal.jp

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Episode 42: The One About Pickled Peckers

This is how I want all National Monuments to look...especially Russian ones.

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This is how I want all National Monuments to look...especially Russian ones.

This is how I want all National Monuments to look…especially Russian ones.

This week the guys dive in to the biggest pool of nonsense this show has seen in ages.  Ben and Lou discuss everything from Little League being better than the Big League to a guy who collects dead wieners in a jar and everything in between (which leaves a lot of bizarre options).  The guys also develop the next great SyFy Original Movie, “The Ending Machine”, all thanks to the stupidity of Florida.  In an attempt to class up the joint, the fellas also discuss two pieces of European “art”.

If you find an News Chew worthy articles, be sure to send them to us.  This week you left us with some very tough decisions as to what made it into the show and we loved it.  You can never have to many choices on this show.

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How did you get in that vending machine, sir?

Russian Monuments Turned American Superheroes

Germany loses a statue of Lenin

$21,000 insurance settlement…in buckets of change

Pickled Peckers

Little League Gets Better TV Ratings than Major League Teams

Maine kid takes mug shot, while wearing a t-shirt of his last mugshot

Who was the poor bastard who had to count this out?

Who was the poor bastard who had to count this out?

 

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Episode 41: The One About Death by Selfie

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Our guests Ashley (left) and Kimberly (right) stretching out before the how.

Our guests, Ashley (left) and Kimberly (right), stretching out before the how.

This week, Lou and Ben are joined by Kimberly McFerron and Ashley FitzSimmons for a good old-fashioned four-way!!  They all sit down and discuss the in’s and out’s of bridge ownership, the inherent risk of selfies taken on a cliff, and why Siri won’t tell you how to dispose of dead bodies any more.  We also introduce a new weekly segment, “The Movie Chew”, where Ben watches a movie and tells no one what it is until the podcast…leaving Lou (and in this episode, their guests) taking wild guesses as to the plot and overall themes of the movie.  We also discuss this unfortunate soul… 

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Soccer Hooligan pretends to be ghost

Who couldn’t use a dilapidated bridge?

Death by Selfie

Reporters get robbed while covering “Ghetto Finder” App 

Siri can not help you with this task

Before....

Before….

...and after

…and after

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Episode 40: The One About Wesley Snipes

This is what the Nike people wanted when they developed Nike+

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This is what the Nike people wanted when they developed Nike+

This is what the Nike people wanted when they developed Nike+

This week the guys discuss the blatant racism displayed in the 90’s action classic “Demolition Man”, which directly leads to them figuring out how to do sound effects.  When they finally get to work, Ben and Lou talk about snake thieves, Nike+ dong jogging, and the quest for the Holy Grail/salad bowl.  There is also some debate about letting another man touch your flower bed.  Don’t miss it!

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Flower bed etiquette 101

The Quest for the Holy Grail…or salad bowl, either way

The future of customer service

Dead people need to be double checked too

Kick of the school year with some vodka and no pants 

Jogging, Nike+, and a love a dongs = artwork

Woman steals snake, gets choked out by it, crashes into fire house

This dude makes insomnia look like something to stay away from...that and crack.

This dude makes insomnia look like something to stay away from…that and crack.

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