Episode 42: The One About Pickled Peckers

This is how I want all National Monuments to look...especially Russian ones.

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This is how I want all National Monuments to look...especially Russian ones.

This is how I want all National Monuments to look…especially Russian ones.

This week the guys dive in to the biggest pool of nonsense this show has seen in ages.  Ben and Lou discuss everything from Little League being better than the Big League to a guy who collects dead wieners in a jar and everything in between (which leaves a lot of bizarre options).  The guys also develop the next great SyFy Original Movie, “The Ending Machine”, all thanks to the stupidity of Florida.  In an attempt to class up the joint, the fellas also discuss two pieces of European “art”.

If you find an News Chew worthy articles, be sure to send them to us.  This week you left us with some very tough decisions as to what made it into the show and we loved it.  You can never have to many choices on this show.

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How did you get in that vending machine, sir?

Russian Monuments Turned American Superheroes

Germany loses a statue of Lenin

$21,000 insurance settlement…in buckets of change

Pickled Peckers

Little League Gets Better TV Ratings than Major League Teams

Maine kid takes mug shot, while wearing a t-shirt of his last mugshot

Who was the poor bastard who had to count this out?

Who was the poor bastard who had to count this out?

 

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Episode 41: The One About Death by Selfie

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Our guests Ashley (left) and Kimberly (right) stretching out before the how.

Our guests, Ashley (left) and Kimberly (right), stretching out before the how.

This week, Lou and Ben are joined by Kimberly McFerron and Ashley FitzSimmons for a good old-fashioned four-way!!  They all sit down and discuss the in’s and out’s of bridge ownership, the inherent risk of selfies taken on a cliff, and why Siri won’t tell you how to dispose of dead bodies any more.  We also introduce a new weekly segment, “The Movie Chew”, where Ben watches a movie and tells no one what it is until the podcast…leaving Lou (and in this episode, their guests) taking wild guesses as to the plot and overall themes of the movie.  We also discuss this unfortunate soul… 

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Soccer Hooligan pretends to be ghost

Who couldn’t use a dilapidated bridge?

Death by Selfie

Reporters get robbed while covering “Ghetto Finder” App 

Siri can not help you with this task

Before....

Before….

...and after

…and after

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Episode 40: The One About Wesley Snipes

This is what the Nike people wanted when they developed Nike+

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This is what the Nike people wanted when they developed Nike+

This is what the Nike people wanted when they developed Nike+

This week the guys discuss the blatant racism displayed in the 90’s action classic “Demolition Man”, which directly leads to them figuring out how to do sound effects.  When they finally get to work, Ben and Lou talk about snake thieves, Nike+ dong jogging, and the quest for the Holy Grail/salad bowl.  There is also some debate about letting another man touch your flower bed.  Don’t miss it!

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Flower bed etiquette 101

The Quest for the Holy Grail…or salad bowl, either way

The future of customer service

Dead people need to be double checked too

Kick of the school year with some vodka and no pants 

Jogging, Nike+, and a love a dongs = artwork

Woman steals snake, gets choked out by it, crashes into fire house

This dude makes insomnia look like something to stay away from...that and crack.

This dude makes insomnia look like something to stay away from…that and crack.

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Episode 39: The Margarine Incident and Peach Panties

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If you are a fruit-o-phile, or a weird butt perv...this might do it for you.

If you are a fruit-o-phile, or a weird butt perv…this might do it for you.

This week the guys dive into Sharknado 2, Buzzfeed ripping off their most famous game, and Lou calls Ben “Wendy”.  Then they dive into news stories involving peaches wearing panties, a massive butter spill, and the newest soda on the market ‘Coke with Dirt’.  You also won’t want to miss Ben having a complete and total meltdown after missing a pun.  Don’t miss the moment Lou called “Benjamin’s Titanic”.

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Don’t cry over spilled butter

Parents sue son so that he will get a job

Coke with Dirt

Bee filled home becomes problem after man crashes into it

Peach Panties

This is what Benjamin was TRYING...to get too.

This is what Benjamin was TRYING…to get too.

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Episode 38: To Ketchup, or not to Ketchup…

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...this is Lou's least favorite thing.

…this is Lou’s least favorite thing.

This week the guys discuss the ongoing battle over proper condiment etiquette, as it applies to meat in tube-form.  There is also talk involving death by poop, how atheism pays the bills, and how technology has advanced so much…that we are actually regressing to charging our phones with apples and potatoes.  You also won’t want to miss Lou and Ben both squirming about different articles!!  Some really amazing stories this week from all over the globe!

 

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And you thought getting a root canal was bad?

Death by poop transfusion

Atheism – 1 vs. Christianity – 0

Magic mushrooms and gators

Apples and Potatoes phone charger

Weird old man dresses like schoolgirl, gets famous

OD after pregnant lady pick-up

...and this is Ben's least favorite thing.

…and this is Ben’s least favorite thing.

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Episode 37: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

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This could be the final sign of the coming apocalypse.

This could be the final sign of the coming apocalypse.

This week the guys do not, in any way, talk about City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.  They do dive into toasting your face on bread, the easiest way to get rid of Gypsies, and the proper way to shave your crotch while driving.  After a very negative start to the show, the guys ride the happiness pony into the fields of love by the end.  Also, we add a new segment to the show, “Historical News Chews”.

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Toothless man arrested for biting…kind of

Gypsies hate music played at the legal level

The Great Beer Flood of 1814

You were shaving your what?  Where?!?!?

“I don’t have any money…but you can have my gun”

The Selfie Toaster

The District of Columbia, not recognized by the state of Florida TSA as being a real place. 

This is where you would find Ben and Lou in a beer flood.

This is where you would find Ben and Lou in a beer flood.

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Episode 36: The Final Chamber of the Wu

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Do we dare enter the 37th chamber...?  Find out next week.

Do we dare enter the 37th chamber…? Find out next week.

This week, the guys start with Lou’s weekend adventure with bunny rabbits and exploding glass.  Then they dive into their displeasure with the Emmy Award nominations.  On the news docket this week, the Froot Loops bandits, the Duck of Justice, and a funny obituary.  The fellas also consider the ramifications of opening a door to find 6 women, all of whom are looking to beat you into a pulp.  Then they consider them in clown outfits…don’t miss it.

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Locked my keys in the getaway car

Froot Loop Bandits

The Duck of Justice

Why are there so many ladies in this lavatory?

The greatest obituary ever written

A silent protector...

A silent protector…

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