Episode 38: To Ketchup, or not to Ketchup…

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...this is Lou's least favorite thing.

…this is Lou’s least favorite thing.

This week the guys discuss the ongoing battle over proper condiment etiquette, as it applies to meat in tube-form.  There is also talk involving death by poop, how atheism pays the bills, and how technology has advanced so much…that we are actually regressing to charging our phones with apples and potatoes.  You also won’t want to miss Lou and Ben both squirming about different articles!!  Some really amazing stories this week from all over the globe!

 

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And you thought getting a root canal was bad?

Death by poop transfusion

Atheism – 1 vs. Christianity – 0

Magic mushrooms and gators

Apples and Potatoes phone charger

Weird old man dresses like schoolgirl, gets famous

OD after pregnant lady pick-up

...and this is Ben's least favorite thing.

…and this is Ben’s least favorite thing.

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Episode 37: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

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This could be the final sign of the coming apocalypse.

This could be the final sign of the coming apocalypse.

This week the guys do not, in any way, talk about City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.  They do dive into toasting your face on bread, the easiest way to get rid of Gypsies, and the proper way to shave your crotch while driving.  After a very negative start to the show, the guys ride the happiness pony into the fields of love by the end.  Also, we add a new segment to the show, “Historical News Chews”.

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Toothless man arrested for biting…kind of

Gypsies hate music played at the legal level

The Great Beer Flood of 1814

You were shaving your what?  Where?!?!?

“I don’t have any money…but you can have my gun”

The Selfie Toaster

The District of Columbia, not recognized by the state of Florida TSA as being a real place. 

This is where you would find Ben and Lou in a beer flood.

This is where you would find Ben and Lou in a beer flood.

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Episode 36: The Final Chamber of the Wu

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Do we dare enter the 37th chamber...?  Find out next week.

Do we dare enter the 37th chamber…? Find out next week.

This week, the guys start with Lou’s weekend adventure with bunny rabbits and exploding glass.  Then they dive into their displeasure with the Emmy Award nominations.  On the news docket this week, the Froot Loops bandits, the Duck of Justice, and a funny obituary.  The fellas also consider the ramifications of opening a door to find 6 women, all of whom are looking to beat you into a pulp.  Then they consider them in clown outfits…don’t miss it.

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Locked my keys in the getaway car

Froot Loop Bandits

The Duck of Justice

Why are there so many ladies in this lavatory?

The greatest obituary ever written

A silent protector...

A silent protector…

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Episode 35: The One About Mark Wahlberg-Schlagen

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You should not be surprised to learn that this is a German drinking game.

You should not be surprised to learn that this is a German drinking game.

This week the guys talk too much about Mark Wahlberg, Lou talks about America’s new favorite game “Hammerschlagen”, and the usual News Chew banter.  Stories for this week include a one-armed man being fined for only having one arm, elderly folks doing hardcore parkour, and a man is sent to Grenada instead of Granada.  We follow up last weeks epic episode, with a much shorter episode for your ear holes.

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Armed robbery for…energy drinks?

One armed man fined for being a one armed man

Elderly Hardcore Parkour

Grenada…Granada…?

Laptop Explodes, it’s a Dell

This makes me nervous....

This makes me nervous….

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Episode 34: Kimberly McFerron and the Curse of the Power Episode

It's business time...

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It's business time...

It’s business time…

 

This week the guys welcome back Kimberly McFerron to the show and she convinces the fellas to do a “Power Episode”.  Strap yourself in for 12 news stories and 2 games, including the return of  “Real Headline or Some Shit Lou Made Up”.  Sperm extractors, Bears eating cupcakes, Russian police skirts, Iranian leggings, 100 lb. scrotum, super glued scrotum, and so much more.

Ben does his best to keep the show on the rails, Lou is a complete disaster from start to finish, and Kimberly is the guest so she can do whatever she wants (and does).  Prepare yourself for some serious debauchery.  A little longer show for you this week, but it will be worth every precious moment.

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Super Glued Genitals

Goose Attack

Iranian Leggings

100 lbs. of scrotum

Sock Pot

Russian Cops Ban Short Skirts

CIA Agent Wears Bag on Head

Mom Leaves Kids in Car While She Goes to Porn Store

Sperm Extractor

Bear Falls through Skylight, Eats Cupcakes

Atheism Is A Mental Disease?

Why does this picture make the thought of getting hand cuffed and frisked more exciting?!?!?

Why does this picture make the thought of getting hand cuffed and frisked more exciting?!?!?

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Episode 33: The One About Cow Puns

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Seriously, how are you doing that?  Are you the Harry Potter of cows?

Seriously, how are you doing that? Are you the Harry Potter of cows?

This week Lou gives Ben the silent treatment after too many puns.  The guys also discuss the value of food once it has been down someone’s pants, the Chinese government taking our television shows too seriously, and Japan lubing up Olympic events.  There is also some movie chatter, and some discussion involving the NSFW video below.  WARNING: THE VIDEO BELOW IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

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Japanese Sex Lube Olympics

House of Cards is based on real events…?

Cows should never be on roofs

Is that 7 lobster tails in your pants, or are you just wearing football pads?

This is the link to our NSFW video from this week, for the love of Jeebus do not watch this at work…we can not stress that enough:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=661_1397915107

 

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Episode 32: The One About Crystal Metheny

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The bible said this would happen...although it did not specifically say it would happen in Cleveland...but we all knew that's what would happen.

The bible said this would happen…although it did not specifically say it would happen in Cleveland…but we all knew that’s what would happen.

This week Ben and Lou get into some bird smuggling, the greatest birth-given name in the history of earth, and the public school system leading people to a life of crime.  We also go over movies that Ben owns but has never watched, play a half-assed round of the hashtag game, and the sexiest university on earth gets a name change (Boooooo!!!).  And you won’t want to miss Ben telling Lou that Ohio is better than Wisconsin, because of their flaming rivers.  Enjoy!!

 

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Seriously?  This is what you do with your free time?

Seriously? This is what you do with your free time?

 

Is that a humming bird in your pants….?

Kinki University

“Shoot for the stars!”

30 year old woman pays to get back into High School

Crystal Metheny

 

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