1st Anniversary Special: Part One

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This one is shockingly appropriate...

This one is shockingly appropriate…

As a special thank you to our listeners, Ben and I have put together a cavalcade of some new guests and some of your favorites in order to look back at six of the best articles we covered over the past 12 months.  This episode includes;  Olga Barkhudariyan, Don Pitsch, and Kimberly McFerron.  Tune in next week for 3 more stories and 3 more guests.   And thank you for all of the beautiful Anniversary cards….

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Very funny Grumpy Cat

Very funny Grumpy Cat

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The Chewing Dead: Season 2 Episode 1

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After a breathtaking premier, Ben and Lou try and cram everything in…but fail horribly.  Don’t listen to this episode if you have not watched the Season 5 premier of “The Walking Dead”, because there will be MASSIVE spoilers.  Also, be sure to stick around until the end where Ben makes the vaguest prediction you have ever heard and Lou takes the opposite stance and confirms exactly what will happen in Episodes 2,3, and 4.

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Episode 48: TSA and Urn Protocol

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Here lies Esther, in the lobby of the Washington D.C. airport.

Here lies Esther, in the lobby of the Washington D.C. airport.  Just kidding, she was dumped on the red carpet of the Oscars!!  Surprise!!!

This week the guys dive into brewery tours, Ben’s driving habits, and some changes to the “Chewing Dead” format.  Once that’s out-of-the-way they talk about TSA urn protocol, how landlords are dealing with ghosts overseas, and why having sex with a midget stripper can have consequences.  The guys also tease next weeks big Anniversary Special (to be aired in two parts)!!!  Don’t miss it.

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A little baby surprise

“Fuck the police”…you’re free to go

ISIS might be in this 1994 Honda Accord

The thing about being a landlord in Taiwan?  Ghosts.

TSA and Urn protocol

She was simply assessing the threat of ISIS...and pocketing some sweet ass aviator sun glasses.

She was simply assessing the threat of ISIS…and pocketing some sweet ass aviator sun glasses.

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Episode 47: The one about being “Not Sure”

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EU flag to support golf...OR...the flag of a Middle Eastern terrorist cell?

EU flag to support golf…OR…the flag of a Middle Eastern terrorist cell?

This week we introduce our new sponsor, Porcupine Cookies!!  The guys also discuss Liberian prisons, reading while driving, and the cultural ramifications of a Sunday morning bowling league in Wisconsin.  Once that is out-of-the-way we dive into a confused Archbishop, pigeon butt terrorists, and a diamond thief who was unaware of the value of diamonds.  There are some more stories, but we don;t want to give it all away.

Oh, and at the end of the episode we have a “Chewing Dead” preview show…so if you don’t care about the Walking Dead, feel free to jump ship.  You’ll know when it’s time.

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Chinese Pigeon Anus Bombs

“Not Sure” if it’s illegal for priests to have sex with children…?

Flag Racist or Golf Hater?

$160,000 Diamond for $20 worth of pot?  Fair trade.

Man in wheelchair tries to leave store with stolen TV on his lap

Man steals 1.1 tons of mail to curb depression

I think it's safe to assume this pigeon was recently violated by his Government.

I think it’s safe to assume this pigeon was recently violated by his Government.

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Episode 46: Ben’s Puns are Saving the Show

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Try and tell me that this lady is not trying to consume your soul....

Try and tell me that this lady is not trying to consume your soul….

This week the guys discover that Ben’s puns might be keeping the show afloat and that people find the show through some very strange search terms.  They also talk a little baseball, a rock star who died…twice, and 5 of the stupidest criminals known to states not named Florida.  Lou loses his cool over the picture shown above and Ben gets to finish the show with a string of uninterrupted cheese puns.  Don’t miss it!!

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Canadian Rocker dies in 2011 and then again in 2014?

The 5 Dumbest criminals outside of Florida…this week

Saved by the gambling problem

The Cheese fire to end all cheese fires

Ben demanded this picture.

Ben demanded this picture.

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Episode 45: Elmo, Amazon, and Mr. Colin

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This week the guys welcome their dear friend, Colin Bennett, to the show.  The fellas talk about life-size Elmo’s, getting 4 DUI’s in one day, and they also take a minute to save Hollywood from itself.  Lou also introduces a new game to the News Chew repertoire.  If that isn’t enough for you…how about a man calling 911 to complain about not having a refrigerator in his home, the egging of the century, and Florida bus driver who is not good at crime.  A classic episode you won’t want to miss.

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Man gets egged for moving stadium

Four DUI’s in 36 hours!!

Florida bus driver busted for picking up hooker while on duty

Man calls 911 repeatedly because his house doesn’t have a refrigerator

Waking up in a field of donkeys

Don’t tickle this Elmo

 

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Episode 44: The Return of Baby Metal

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On this weeks episode we welcome the return of BabyMetal to our intro credits!!  We also talk about being an unintentional dick in public, how many socks can a dog really eat, and why no one gives two shits about High School Yearbooks.  There is also some discussion about why Pop-Tarts make terrible cocaine, why you should stay away from bananas, and confirmation that porn can kill you.  And we ask you to weigh in on the Strawberry v. Cinnamon Brown Sugar Pop-Tart.  This is an episode you won’t want to miss.

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Dude dies with dick in his hand

Pop-Tarts are NOT cocaine?

Dog eats 22 pairs of socks

Spider eggs taint bananas, vacuum, and anything else they touched

Laser Cat Yearbook Photo

 

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